Adult Jokes : A Jokes for Masti

Naam bhale "NAVSARI" hoy, pan "LONDON" jevi pehchan 6 "SURTIPANU" amari jaan 6 "PARSIO" amari shaan che. "SHETTY" ni Pav bhaji, "RAMANAND" ni bhel, "SABRAS" na khaman, "M.G" na Pav bataka, "VALLABHMITHA "ni Khamani "BAKELAL" na Bhajiya, "BHIKHABHAI" ni Petis, "RAJU" ni Panipuri, "VIKAS" na Samosa, "STATION" na Vadapav "BALDEV" nu Paan, "KOLAHJI" no Faludo, "KESARIYA" nu Juice, "SHRINATH" no Coco "Crishtal" ni hair styl Biju to thik "NAVSARI" a Amara mate Gaurav nu naam 6... i Proud 2 b navsarian...

Varta re varta Loko gaand marta Roj report avta 1 chokri chodani Piki eni chirani Chokri e bum padi Chodina lund che k kuhadi A.r.r.r madi...... Khavu pivu ne khodvu, raat pade ne chodvu,  deva jevu dukh nahi, chodva jevu sukh nahi,  kudrate aapi bhosh, je na chode eno dosh,  je chode ene nafo, na chode a dofo..../-/  Mitra taru naam su rakhu... Sapnu rakhu to adhuru rese, Dil rakhu to tuti jase, P6i vichryu k "LODO" rakhi dau,jarur hase tyare ubho to rese... Chokri - bhosdina maari pachad pachad aavyo to pathro marish... Chokro - tu pathro leva vaaki to vad hu gaand marish...:

2 Friends Office khatam karke baahar nikle... Pehla : Aaj toh Ghar jaate hi sabse pehle Biwi ki Chaddhi utaaroonga! Doosra : Kya baat.... Bada Horny ho raha hai... Pehla : Maa ka Bhosda Horny ki.... Subah galti se Biwi ki Chaddhi pehan aaya hoon.. Aando ka Ommlette bann gaya hai!

How various Gujrati wifes fight with their respective husbands... Pilot's wife: Vadhare Udd Nai. 📚Teacher's wife: Mane Nai Sikhvaad... Painter's wife: Thobdu Rangi Dais... Dhobi's wife: Dhoyi Nakhis. 🎭Actor's wife: Natak su Kare 6e. Dentist's wife: Daat todi Nakhis. CA's wife: Hisaabma rehje ho . Engineer's wife: spare parts dhila kari nakhish. Architect's wife: sidho re nahi to design change kari nakhis.  😙Wo door the magar faasle kam the 😗 maujud the magar wo kahi gum the  rote huye chhod Jane ko the wo betaab  Kabhi khwabo me jiske hum aur sirf hum the Kaise ladoo muqaddama khud se unki yadon ka Ye dil bhi vakeel unka, Ye Jan bhi gawah unki,  Tree Ek Ek lafz ko hajar matlab pehnaye humne  Chain se sone nahi diya Teri Adhuri baato ne💫 Palat di hai agr bisat to koi baat nahi  Ishq me har Gaye hai to koi bat nahi  hum to yu hi chalte rehne ke aadi the wo chura Gaye hai nind to koi baat nahi  

Conductor- bache ka ticket??? Rajasthani lady- iiko b ticket lage Hai K?? Conductor - Ha Lage Hai... Raj Lady: Arey... Magar... Yo to abhi bi maro BOBLO Chuse hai. Conductor: Arey BOBLO to iiko baap bhi chuse hai, to uke b free me bithau k baavri.???

If u give me 100 young boys, I can change the nation.. - Swami Vivekananda.. If u give me 100 young girl s, I can create a new nation.. - Asaram bapu..

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