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Naa Basketball court pe, Naa Tennis Ground pe.

Naa Basketball court pe, Naa Tennis Ground pe. Naa Hockey ke rink me aur Naa Cricket ke stadium mai.. Ball sabse zyada bounce hota hai sirf Navratri Ke Grounds pe ��
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BOY called his girlfriend on phone..

BOY called his girlfriend on phone.. Her dad picked the call.. omg!! Dad: Hello. Who is this? Boy: "main amitab bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir.." Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her) Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening. Option a: beach Option b: park Option c: coffee shop Option d: mall" Girl: "Option a" Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam.." 😛

Bhai DOCOMO na card leva 6?

Bhai DOCOMO na card leva 6? sara num 6e. 9077777777 9033333333 9044444444 9011111111 8868888888 8822222222 Sim 500 Rs. Ma 5000 min free n 500 rs main balance 1p/2s 200 SMS/day Sim levu hoy to Documents urgent ma 1photo Akho nago Jose pipudi pakdi ne ubha hoy evo..

Funny adult joke

Golu- Tera baap doctor hai, fir bhi tu beemar ho gaya.. Kitne sharam ki  baat hai.... Molu- Bhenchod tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.....: ➖➖➖➖➗➗ Girl-kal mai tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. tumne bandhwai q nahi..? Classic ans boy-agar kal mai tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..???? baaaaat karti hai.. ➖➖➖➖➖➖ Girl to Boyfriend: Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho? BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai . ... ➖➖➖➖➖➗ Maths Teacher - Dinesh tere pas 6 Lollipop hai.. 2 Neha ne chus liy, 3 Sneha ne, 1 Priya ne.. Toh tere pas kitne bacha.. Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo.... ➖➖➖➖➖ Ek Sharabi Pharmacy ki dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha: 5 Condom de Oye... Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola: "Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!!.        Market m naya

Apne Naam Ke First Alphabet Se Check Karo Ki Aapka Lund Kesa

Apne Naam Ke First Alphabet Se Check Karo Ki Aapka Lund Kesa A - Aavishkari Lund B - Bhookha Lund C - Changa Lund D - Dangerous Lund E - Entertaining Lund F - Furtila Lund G - Gabru Lund H - Himmatwala Lund I - Ijjatdar Lund J - Jawaan Lund K - Khatarnaak Lund L - Lamba Lund M - Mastana Lund N - Nashila Lund O - Original Lund P - Pyasa Lund Q - Qarara Lund R - Raseela Lund S - Sansanata Lund T - Tagda Lund U - Ubad Khabad Lund V - Vikraal Lund W - Wazandar Lund X - Xtra Lamba Lund Y - Yaadgaar Lund Z - Zaalim Lund......