Adult Jokes : A Jokes for Masti

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BOY called his girlfriend on phone.. Her dad picked the call.. omg!! Dad: Hello. Who is this? Boy: "main amitab bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir.." Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her) Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening. Option a: beach Option b: park Option c: coffee shop Option d: mall" Girl: "Option a" Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam.." 😛

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