Adult jokes (bapu ni sex life)

Bapu - Pappu returns....
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Bapu ne eni wife navdavta hata...Achanak bapu no babu ubho thyo ne wife ne bathroom na darwaza pase ubhi rakhi ne chodva mandya..
Emni wife bahu rado padva mandi...oy maa..oy maa..
Bapu ne lagyu. ..aane to maza aavi...
Bapu bahu zor thi chodta rahya...eni wife rado padti rahi..
Sex puru thaya pachi bapu : tane to maza aavi...bahu rado padi te...

Wife : maza ni kya maa chodo chho...mari gaand ma darwaja no nakucho gari gyo chhe..pela e kadho...
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Bapu ne sex nu mann thayu..pan ghar ma badha hata etle ene pappu ne kahyu...: beta tari mummy ne keh ke pappa ne type writer par letter lakhvo chhe...

Mummy : tara pappa ne keh ke type writer par laal ribin chhe... letter nahi lakhay..

Thoda divso pachhi. .

Mummy : pappu tara pappa ne keh type writer ready chhe...

Bapu : tari mummy ne keh tyare letter lakhvo jaruri hato...etle haathe thi j lakhi nakhyo..to...
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Bapu ni wife ne hospital ma delivery thayi..

Nurse e balak ne bapu na haath ma aapyu..

Bapu : wah..chhokro aavyo..chhokro aavyo...

Nurse : aandhri chodina chhokri aavi chhe..mari aangri muk...

Pappu tutela chasma perine class ma modo gayo..

Teacher : kem modo aavyo..?

Pappu : mari lover ne kiss karto hato..

Teacher : pan tara chasma kem tutya ?

Pappu : e bhosdini e pag bhega kari lidha ta...

Bapu bajuwala bhabhi na ghare jaine : stove ni pin chhe ?

Bhabhi : stove upar rasoi banavo chho ?

Bapu : na have..kyar no muthiya maru chhu...chhatktu j nathi...andar kaink fasai gyu lage chhe...etle
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Ek bhabhi pani ma dubta hata.

Bhabhi : bachavo..bachavo..hu pregnant chhu...

Bapu ene bahar kadhi ne modha ma modhu rakhi ne foonk marva lagya..

Ane pappu eno jangiyo utarine bhosh ma foonk marva lagyo..

Bapu : su karas e Bhosdina. .?

Pappu : tame maa no jiv bachavo...hu chhokra no jiv bavhavu...

Bapu ni wife e 6 chhokra ne janm aapyo..e tarat palang par thi utrine bapu ne be thappad mari didhi ane boli : main tamne kidhu tu ne ke aapne kutra chodnu nathi karvu...lyo have 6 galudiya..
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KBC ma bapu ne last sawal pachayo : tame ek sundar stri ni andar su jovanu pasand karso ?

Bapu : maro lund...

Bapu ban gaya crore pati..
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Yoga classes ma..

Baba : aaj strio etla ochha kapda pehre chhe ke..kok ni bra dekhay..kok ni jangh dekhay..kok ni peeth dekhay..kok na pag dekhay..

Vachma bethela bapu ...

Bapu : baba yoga karavo ne have...sawar sawar ma lund kya thagavo chho..
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Bapu ne eni wife no jagdo thayo..

Bapu pent utarine...: chhe tari pade aavo lodo ?

Wife ghaghro uncho karine : jeni pase aavu hoy ne ene tamara jeva lodav ni koi kami na hoy...

Bapu eni gf ne : jaanu..jo hu lipstick hot ne to tara hoth upara j choyto rahet...

Gf : saru thyu nathi..baki kok divas kok na loda upar chotvu padet...
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Ek raand ni smashan yatra nikdi..

Bapu : akhre bey bhega to thya..

Pappu : su..pan ?

Bapu : chodini na bey pag..
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Bapu e tapsya kari ne bhagwan prasann karya..

Bhagwan : bolo su joie..?

Bapu :  mare kuwari chhokriyo nu lohi pivu chhe. .

Bhagwan : tathastu..jav tamne whisper nu nepkin banavi dais....
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Bapu : doctor saheb...gharwali pregnant hoy to ketla mahina sudhi chadvu..?

Doctor : jya sudhi chhokru andar thi andar thi awaz na dye ke k have mari pan gaand maris..
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Bapu rate daru piy ne ghare aavya..

Bapu : kai rasoi pani banavya ke chut kholi ne suti chhe ?

Wife : kai lot pani lavya chho ke lodo halavta aavya chho ??
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Bapu gf na bobla chusta hata.

Gf ne maza aavi etle exited thayi pachyu : haju vadhare kai...?

Bapu : ha... aani sathe jo be parle-g biscuit male ne to jalsi padi jay...
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