Adult Jokes : A Jokes for Masti

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EK CHOKRI EK CHHOKRA NE GHARE LAI GAI.🏡 CHHOKRA NE POTANA ROOM MA BOLAVI NE ROOM BANDH KARYO. BED PAR BANNE BETHA.. CHADAR OODHI LIDHI ... LIGHT BANDH KARI.. ANE BOLI ... JO MARA BAPA RADIAM VALI GHADIYAL LAVYA !!! Chhokro :  Tari mani bhosh ma nakh

SUHAGRAT SPECIALIST  ********* Suhagrat Ke Baad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola Pati - Arey BlooD To Nikla Hi Nahi... Patni Ne Guusse Main Aakar Jawab Diya - Patni - "Kyu be Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya." ********* Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya. Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha? Pati : "Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?" Biwi Sharmate Hue : "Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko... Dudh Zarur Pila Dena" ********* Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi padd Rahi Thi... Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Ghusa Aur So Gaya, Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli, Patni : "Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai" Aadmi Gusse Se : "To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai" ********* Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko K

Lady to Dr - Mere pati mujh se sex nahi karte.. Dr - ye lo 30 goliyan, roz ek khila dena. Lady ne 1 goli di to usne us raat sex kiya. Next day 2 goliyan di to usne khoob Zor se sex kiya, Lady ko Bahut maja aya. 3sre din usney saari goliyan doodh me daal kar pila di 3 din baad Dr ne lady ko call kiya, uske bete ne uthaya, Dr ne poocha mummy kaisi hain ? Beta- Maa mar gayi, Chachi aur mausi hospital me hain, Kaam waali bhaag gayi, Aunti ne papa par Rape case thok diya. Meri Gaand abhi bhi dukh rahi hai, chota bhai jhaariyon me chuppa hai aur papa Nange hokar lawn me Tommy ke peechey bhaag rahey hain 

Arz kiya hai.. Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear, Basically your concepts are not clear... Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th Answer Batao", Maine kaha Melody Khao khud jaan jaao.. Ek aur Arz hai, Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80KM prati leter.. Bas Ek Aur, Aatma chhod gayi Jism purana, Didi tera Devar Deewana.. Ek last, Bas Ek, Blood donate karne ke pehle hamesha Group jhachna, Basanti, inn Kutto ke samne mat Nachna.. Yeh lo Aur Ek, Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala, Tata Sky laga dala toh Life Jhingalala.. Yeh wala last pakka, Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to dhundo koi chemist, My name is Khan and I'm not a Terrorist Ek aur Plzz, Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro, ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona- kona chaan maaro"=))

Heart  Touching   Story,,,,,,  : (  Spare JUST  5 Valuable  Mins Just  READ  TILL  THE  END ) Ek  8  Saal  Ke  Bachhe  Ki  Maa Mar  Jati  HaiN. Ek Din Uske  Papa  Ne  Poocha Ki  Beta  Tujhe Apni Nayi  Maa Aur  Mari  Hui  Maa  MeiN  Kya Fark  Laga,,,,,,,,??? ToH  WoH  Ladka   Bola  : "Meri  Nayi  Maa  Sachhi  HaiN Aur  Mari  Hui  Maa  Jhooti Thi,,,,,,,!!!! " YeH  Sunke  Us  Aadmi   Ko Jhatka  Sa  Laga  Aur  Bola : " KyuN  Beta......Aisa  KyuN Lagta  HaiN,,,,,,,,,????  Jisne Tujhe  Janam  Diya  WoH Jhooti  Aur  KaL  Aayi  Hui Maa  Sachhi  Kyu  Lagti HaiN,,,,,????  '' Ladka Bola,  : '' Jab  MaiN  Masti  Karta  Tha, Tab Maa Kehti  Thi : "Agar  Tu Isi  Tarah  Masti  Karega  ToH, Tujhe Khana NahiN Doongi  " MaiN  Fir  Bhi  Bahut  Masti Karta  Rehta  Aur  Mujhe Poore  Gaon  Se  Dhund  Kar Laati.  Apne  Paas  Bethakar Apne  HaathoN  Se,  Khana Khilati  Thi,,,,,,,,!!! '' Aur  Yeh  Nayi  Maa  Kehti Hain  Ki  :  &q

40 SEXY CHAVAT MSGS PATHVAT AHE MITRANO  Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai” Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise?” Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra KalUs MadarchodNe Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“  Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi. Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: “Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara” Dukandar: “Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai“  Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho?” Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale” Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“  Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?” Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?” Lady: “Nahi.” Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye” Lady: “Kyun?” Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“  Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Ta

Bapu - Pappu returns.... -------''''''----'""""------- Bapu ne eni wife navdavta hata...Achanak bapu no babu ubho thyo ne wife ne bathroom na darwaza pase ubhi rakhi ne chodva mandya.. Emni wife bahu rado padva mandi...oy maa..oy maa.. Bapu ne lagyu. ..aane to maza aavi... Bapu bahu zor thi chodta rahya...eni wife rado padti rahi.. Sex puru thaya pachi bapu : tane to maza aavi...bahu rado padi te... Wife : maza ni kya maa chodo chho...mari gaand ma darwaja no nakucho gari gyo chhe..pela e kadho...  Bapu ne sex nu mann thayu..pan ghar ma badha hata etle ene pappu ne kahyu...: beta tari mummy ne keh ke pappa ne type writer par letter lakhvo chhe... Mummy : tara pappa ne keh ke type writer par laal ribin chhe... letter nahi lakhay.. Thoda divso pachhi. . Mummy : pappu tara pappa ne keh type writer ready chhe... Bapu : tari mummy ne keh tyare letter lakhvo jaruri hato...etle haathe thi j lakhi nakhyo..to...  Bapu ni wi

Ramila : maro pati evo sex no gando chhe ke hun eni saame kapda pan badli nathi shakti. Urmila : aa to haju thik chhe. Hun to mara pati  saame Bagasu pan nathi khai shakti....

SUHAGRAT SPECIALIST ********* Suhagrat Ke Baad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola Pati - Arey BlooD To Nikla Hi Nahi... Patni Ne Guusse Main Aakar Jawab Diya - Patni - "Kyu be Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya." ********* Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya. Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha? Pati : "Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?" Biwi Sharmate Hue : "Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko... Dudh Zarur Pila Dena" ********* Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi padd Rahi Thi... Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Ghusa Aur So Gaya, Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli, Patni : "Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai" Aadmi Gusse Se : "To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai" ********* Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko Ka

Sabse Pavitra cheez agar hai to wo hai Purush ka Ling.🍌 -Ye bahut Vinamra hai, hamesha Jhuka ⤵ rehta hai. -Ye Dayalu hai, ladkiyon ki Goad bharta  hai. -Ye Asli Guru hai, jo apne do chelon 🍒 ka saath nahin Chhodta. -Ismein Sadgi hai, ye chhoti si gufa  mein raat guzarta hai. -Ye Adarniya hai, nari ko dekh ke khada  ho jata hai -Ye komal hai, chahe kitna modo  marodo ismein se amrit  hi niklta hai, jisse shristi 🌍 chalti hai. Aap LING-DHARI hain to msg aage bheje.

Sexy poem   - Mohini aao khelenge.  - Nahi Aap humko pelenge.  - Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai  - Nahi,Meri chut bahut chhoti hai  - Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai  - Nahi Mujhe pata hai Aapka Bahut der se khada hai  - Dekh Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega.  - Ji nahi Ye meri chut+gand dono phad dega.. ....../ / /'''''\\       / / / ⌣ ⌣|\       \_/    .. /      _'  `-.   /          / /''''\\    /       \|           / / _  _|\   /          \         /  /)  _' |\. ;            |      _/-')\   - /' \ |     |      | _.-'      ` -'(  | `    `\   •/      _,       )/  \   `\     \     \   \-'.     .   .  \   :  \     |   |\   \ |     \   \  \   `. `\    \ /  \   ;'     •)  •) \    |    \.  `"-._\  \`.__.'__.'  \    |      "-.__   \  \     /      \  \    )         / ,\_./'  \  /         \  \   .'         | .'   <//::\           \ `,__ /         #'

Whatsapp ek masti hai Call se sasti hai Neend ko udaati hai Khoon ko badhaati hai Dimaag ko pakaati hai Par kuch bhi ho Ek doosre ki yaad to dilaati hai Ek shayari Whatsapp k liye... Sharifon mein koi chor nahi hota, Khwabon me koi aur nahi hota, Library me koi shor nahi hota, Saawan me aajkal 'mor' nahi hota, Dhande me koi 100% pure nahi hota, Par ek baat ki guarantee hai... Hamaare WHATSAPP GROUP mein jo rahe woh life me kabhi bore nahi hota..

Election commission of India decided that when the next election will held in india,there will be only 2 buttons on the Voteing machine. Modina   Chodina

Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ? Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.:) ---------------------- Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?" Husband: "Lund". Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..." --------------------- Lady: Ek shampoo please. Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai? Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya? Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo. Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai. ---------------------- Girl goes on a date. Woried Mother gives her Condom. Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa. I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie -------------------- Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath sex karne ke baad... Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante

Interesting thing about Thursday in 2013 . 4/4/2013 Thursday 6/6/2013 Thurs bday 8/8/2013 Thursday 10/10/2013 Thursday 12/12/2013 Thursday. Jo calendr 1991 ka tha, ............ wahi,,, Calendar 2013 ka hai, Date & Day even Festivals are same, Kaun kehta hai, Ki, ................ Gujra hua waqt wapas  nahi aata??. I hope, I am the first who inform u... Enjoy the year of 1991 in 2013....! So We are back in the 90s..... GDP is back to 5%, Dalmiya is back in BCCI,  Murthy is back in Infosys, Nawaz Sharif is back in Pakistan, Madhuri is back in bollywood & Sanjay Dutt is back in Jail....  Market me naya aaya hai....frwd karo phatta phatt.

Imagine Name of Sex Minister world wide Name of Russian sex Minister Zaberdasti Boobpresski SriLankan sex Minister Suck MyLingam Chinese sex Minstr Gand Soong Li Pak sex Minstr Shake Myboob Indian sex minister Gotya Lal Kenya sex minìster Ogand Me Bambu sex minister of america Roz Mary Marlow Sex minister of England Brown Ass Markele Sex minister of bangladesh Myboob aa Shake Hasina Sex minister of S.Arabia Shake Bin Maki Chut Abu Da Lulla..

Kisi ka accident dekhne par xpressions: U.s: oh my god. Pak: ya Allah. SAF: o la la. Aus: got a hit. Gujarati: Hoshiyari marva gayo...ema lewai gayo...! 😀😆

Meri Ankho Ko Sapne Fir Dikha Gaya Koi, Buzhti Sason Me Mahak Fir Jaga Gaya Koi, Kya Ye Sachmuch Pyar Hai, Ya Chutiya Fir Se Bana Gaya Koi.

Ek Pagal roz kehta: gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga.. 6 mahine k ilaaj k baad.. Doctor ne puchha : Ab kya karoge? Pagal : shadi Doctor :Fir ? Pagal : suhagrat. Doctor :Fir? Pagal :Uski sari utarunga. Doctor :Fir? Pagal : Blouse. Doctor :Gud gud, , .Fir ? Pagal :Bra utarunga. Doctor oh My God, fir ? Pagal : phir kya Bra ki elastic se gulel banaunga Kabutar marunga.. =))

Ladki ko 11 saal me MC suru hoti hai. Ek period me lagbhag 45ml BLOOD niklta hai,(45ml x 3times a day x 5 days=675ml x12month =8100ml x 45 yrs =364.5 lit.) Pure life me ek chut 364.5 litre khun ugalti hai.Ek din me 5 whisper. (5 pd x 5dys =25 pds x 12 m =300pads/per year x 45 years = 13500pads =1125 pack WHISPER ULTRA x rupees 52.00=Rs 58500.00)MeansEk ladki puri zindgi me jitne apne chut par kharch karti hai, utne me ek BAJAJ DISCOVER 150 cc aa jati

Ek tapori bank me gaya Bhenchod mereko A/C kholna hai, Lady tamiz se baat kijiye, Man:Tmaniz kee maa kee chut Account kon kholega vo bata, Lady manager ko complaint karne gai, Managr: Q batamizi kar rahe ho Man:Batamizi kee ma ka bhosda bhadve meri 100 crore kee lotry lagi hai, battao account kon kholega, Manager: arrey sir aap bhi kaha is Randi se baat kar raheho, Mai yaha kya maa chudane baitha hun .. plzz come… sir.. Paisa bolta hai boss …

Kisi buzurg MaDaRcHoD ne sahi kaha hai Ladki ko Lavde pe bithao to tumse dil laga legi Aur agar Ladki ko dil me bithao to woh tumhare Lavde laga degi.. Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat, Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat, Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat, Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai, Daal Chutiye ghabra mat. Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does Wife : Janu Sex ho jaye. Husband : Aaj Nahi. Wife : Kyo ? Husband :Aaj Condom lana Bhul Gaya. Wife :Teri to roz ki magaj mari he lamination karvale! Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li.. Dost ne pucha to bataya. Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain "aage piche dono side karna Raat ke Andhere mein Sardar-Ye Condom itna Chhota or Sakht kyo hai? Wife-O Bina Dimaag ke Jaanwar,woh Bachche ke Dhoodh Peene ki Nipple hai. UTAR ise...... Sardar Medicl Stor Pe Condom Lene gaya.. Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam

Science kehta hai k pani ko ubalne se uske andar ke kitanu mar jate hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . par science ko ye nai pata k kitanu ko marne se uski "Dead Bodies" to pani me hi rah jati hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stupid science . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kasam se, bachpan se ginius hu par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya..

Kadak msg plzZ read Height of insult... Honeymoon par gaye ek jode ne hotel me entry li. Patni sofe pr baith gayi and pati counter pr room book krne chala gaya. Waha pr ek ladki mini skirt me counter pr khadi thi. Room me aakar pati ne patni se kaha: wo jo ladki counter pr khadi thi wo call 📞girl thi Patni - nahi ji ye unka uniform hota h aap to kuch b samajh lete ho Pati patni me bahas ho gayi or shart lag gayi Pati ne patni ko parde ke peeche chhupa diya or ladki ko bulaya or puccha - main akela hu aaj rat mere sath rukogi😴 Ladki boli - 2000 lungi Pati - 200 dunga Aur ladki gussa hoke chali gayi or pati shart jeet gaya Fir sham ko dono pati patni restaurent me baithe hue the to us ladki ne door se unhe dekha nd paas aakar boli.... 200 rs me to aisi hi milegi.. lukhe.. 😛😆😋😬 D.J'

Bapu ni 1st night. Light gai. Nokar ne fanas🔦 pakdi ubho rakhyo. Pote chodva lagya.   Bapu (shot marine) : Maja aavi ? Wife : Na. Bapu e bijo round lidho. Bapu : Aa vakhat maja aavi  Wife : Na, jaray no aavi. Bapu nu magaj gyu. Jate fanas🔦 pakdi ubha riya. Nokar ne kye tu aane chod. Nokar e chodyu. Bapu e puchhyu : Maja aavi  Wife : Ha, aa vakhate bahuj maja aavi. Bapu nokar ne jordar lafo mari ne bolya : Jo Chodina aam fanas pakday. 😛

·  १ मिनट मेँ क्या क्या होता है । ================= अक्सर हम बात बात में कह देते है की 'बस एक मिनट' और इसे बेहद मामूली समय समझते है, लेकिन आपको पता नही की इस एक मिनट में दुनिया में क्या क्या हो जाता है ! 1 मिनट में गूगल पर 6,94,445 सर्च हो जाते है ! 98 हजार ट्विट हो जाते है ! 320 अकाउंट भी खुल जाते है ! 60 नए ब्लॉग अकाउंट खुल जाते है ! 37000 लोग कॉल कर लेते है स्काइप पर ! 600 नए विडियो यूट्यूब पर अपलोड हो जाते है ! 6600 फिल्मे फिल्कर पर अपलोड हो जाती है ! 150 करोड़ टेक्स्ट मैसेज भेजे जाते है ! 168 करोड़ ईमेल भेज दिए जाते है ! 3 करोड़ कोशिकाएं मर जाती है हमारे शरीर की ! 15000 डॉलर कमा लेते है बिल गेट्स ! 7 लोग धुम्रपान से मर जाते है ! 1 करोड़ सिगरेट पी ली जाती है ! 258 शिशुओ का जन्म हो जाता है ! 13000 हिट म्यूजिक स्ट्रिमिंग पैण्डोर पर हो जाते है ! 360 बार पृथ्वी पर बिजली भी गिर जाती है ! और 'एक मिनट' में मैंने ये सब लिख भी दिया!! PREET

ચંપા છે ચોદામણી ને પીતળ નો છે પીકો , ચંપા છે ચોદામણી ને પીતળ નો છે પીકો , એક રૂપીયા નો સિક્કો નાખી જીકાય એટલી જીકો , મારો હેલો સાંભળો હોઓઓ જી .... બોરડી પાસે ના જવાય વાગે એના કાંટા, બોરડી પાસે ના જવાય વાગે એના કાંટા, ઘરવાળી ને ચોદતા પેલા કાપી નાખો ઝાંટા, મારો હેલો સાંભળો હોઓઓ જી .... ઉચી ઉચી બોરડી ને નીચા નીચા બોર , ઉચી ઉચી બોરડી ને નીચા નીચા બોર , હંગવા બેઠી રબારણ ને ચોદી ગયા ચોર , મારો હેલો સાંભળો હોઓઓ જી .... 1 Chookri bapu ne chodvani na padi to bapu e shrap aapyo..... jevi tari marji, tane chode darji, darji kare istri, tane chode mistri, mistri che bahu mahir, tane chode ahir, Ahir ne chodvani hobby, tane chode dhobi, dhobi ne hatu ver, tane chode mer, mer ne na hata ghar-bar, tane chode darbar, darbar pehre paghri, tane chode vaghri, vaghri kare chori, tane chode kori, kori kare khota khel, tane chode patel, patel khay idli-sambhar, tane chode kumbhar, khumbhare kryo case, tane chode aakho DESH. Chodini.....  MANE NA PADAS ..  Wah Bapu Wah....

🌍Hamara Bharat mahaan🌍 Ek aisa Desh jahaa 🍕Pizza Ambulance ke pehle ghar pahuchta h.. Jahaa Car Loan 7% hai aur 📘Education Loan 12%.. Jahaa Chaawal Rs. 40/kg me milta hai aur sim card free Jahaa Log Durga ki pooja karte hai aur 👭ladki paidaa hone pe uska khoon.. Jahaa Olympic Shooter ko SwarnPadak (gold medal) jitne pr sarkar 3 crore deti hai, aur Dusra Shooter jo 🚩BORDER pe dusmno se ladte hue SHAHEED hota hai use 1lakh.. 🎭Sach me hamara bharat mahaan hai?🎭 Is SMS ko Itna forward karo ki apna PM bhi padhe Jaago🌞 India🌞 Jaago!!🌞 Please Forward to all INDIANS:-) 👬👬👬👬👬

Ek baar Santa  ke samne wale ghar me Ek sundar sardarni  rent pe ayi To santa sochta hai k yaar agar iski mil jaye to maza aa jaye Or sardarni sochti ti thi ke ye hi meri le le Ek din santa jata hai she opens the door Santa says bhok shok lagi hai khava kithe jaa k  Sardarni says khana shana ready hai ji kaha lo eth aa k Santa says neend sheend aa rahi hai sova kithe jaa k Sardarni says bed shed ready hai ji so jaoo eth aa k After that santa thinks its the right time now  Santa says Lund shund tanaa hai ji vadaa  kithe ja k Sardarni says fudi shudi khuli hai vaad lo eth aa k After every thing is over  Sardarni says dard shard ho rehaa hai dasaa kino ja k Santa says mera kam ho gaya hun maa chudva jaa k Santa rocks  Sardarni shocks 

Love is a Post Card, Life is a Visiting Card, Wife is a Memory Card, Pati  is  ATM  card Girl  friend is a  Debit  card Saali  is  a  Recharg  card Mother  father  is  Pan  card Saala  is  a  " FARZI   CARD " Child  is  a   Identity  card But Friends are ....... . . . . . . "AADHAR" Card sale Har jagah pe Kaam Aayege-                                     ...   💕

Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi. Hum baate kare.  daadi:- thik he.  pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge?  Aap,mom,dad,mai aur behen.  daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.  pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 5 ho jayenge.  daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.  pintu:- fir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.  daadi:- Kaminne kutte Soja chup chap 

Girls Vocabulary v/s💥 Boys Vocab:  xcuse me= sambhad ey loda stupid= sav chodu j ryo get out=    bhag bhosdina I m in problem = yaar gand lal thy gy I am scared= gaand phati gy Would u like to have this= halse loda? Not possible!!!= lai le maro He is a very bad person= chut marino ch I'm sorry = gand marav Where r u=kya marave cho No = ghanto Too small= sitha barabar; Too big= gaandfaadu Difficulty= gaand faat gayi; Ok study=kr bhosdina We rock= maa choddi nakhi Hey listen=sambhad chodya And finally the best one: Dost= lodo 

Wife: khane main kya banau? Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya banaogi? Wife: jo aap kaho Husband: dal chawal bana lo Wife: subah hi toh khaye the Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo Wife: bachche nahi khayenge Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai Husband: egg bhurji bana lo Wife: aaj thursday hai Husband: paranthe? Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye Husband: kadhi chawal? Wife: dahi nahi hai Husband: idly sambhar?  Wife: time lagega...pehle bolna tha na!! Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se Husband: pasta? Wife: loose motions ho ge to?? Husband: bhindi bhujia n roti Wife: bhindi kaatne me tym lgta h Husband: fruit salad 🍒🍏hi kha lete h, Wife: raat me fir se bhukh lg gi to?? Husband: baked veg...???😶 Wife: microwave kharab pada h... Husband:khichdi hi bana

Girls ma hamesha thay che fight Wah wah.. Girls ma hamesha thay che fight Wah wah.. Babita na bobla joy ne jethalal no thay che tight ---------- Gumda upr malam,malam upar makhi. Wah Wah Gumda upr malam,malam upar makhi Jethalal:BAPUJI TAME PAN 1 SHOT MARI LYO, BABITA UBHI CHE VAKI ---------- Arz kiya, vadla garje che akash ma.. gaur farmaiye vadla garje che akash ma.. Babita boli:jetha tu muthiya to nathi marto ne s@nd@s ma. ---------- Pati kahe patni ne chadar lav odhavi 6 Wah Wah pati kahe patni ne chadar lav odhavi 6 Jethalal kahe eni Mano Bhosdo aje gme e thy babita ne chodvi 6 ---------- Resion card leva badha line ma 6e, Resion card leva badha line ma 6e, Jethalal says : Ayyer, whisper leto aay babita time ma 6e..!!

Government declared - Sex at the age of 16 as Legal.... As a Result, Condom companies planning to introduce 2 new Flavors- Bournvita & Rasna..😆

SUHAGRAT SPECIALIST Jab Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad uski Saheli Puchhti hai Kaisi rahi suhagrat ? To vo batati hai : "Aaye the wo der se, dil jala diya, Pahle kiya Kiwad band, Fir Deepak Bhuja diya. Pahle khel khelne lage Seena Tatolkar, Fir khel khelne lage Underwear khol kar, Ek Jang Aisi chhidi Palang par, Gole wali Top rakh di Surang par, Yah tha 9 Minute ka Majaa, Ab bhog rahi hu 9 Mahine ki saja, 9 Mahine baad 1 aisa ho ga Visfot, Jo ban jayga Bharat ke liye 1 Aur Vote.

Apne Naam Ke First Alphabet Se Check Karo Ki Aapka Lund Kesa A - Aavishkari Lund B - Bhookha Lund C - Changa Lund D - Dangerous Lund E - Entertaining Lund F - Furtila Lund G - Gabru Lund H - Himmatwala Lund I - Ijjatdar Lund J - Jawaan Lund K - Khatarnaak Lund L - Lamba Lund M - Mastana Lund N - Nashila Lund O - Original Lund P - Pyasa Lund Q - Qarara Lund R - Raseela Lund S - Sansanata Lund T - Tagda Lund U - Ubad Khabad Lund V - Vikraal Lund W - Wazandar Lund X - Xtra Lamba Lund Y - Yaadgaar Lund Z - Zaalim Lund......