How various Gujrati wifes fight

How various Gujrati wifes fight with their respective husbands...

Pilot's wife: Vadhare Udd Nai.

��Teacher's wife: Mane Nai Sikhvaad...

Painter's wife: Thobdu Rangi Dais...

Dhobi's wife: Dhoyi Nakhis.

��Actor's wife: Natak su Kare 6e.

Dentist's wife: Daat todi Nakhis.

CA's wife: Hisaabma rehje ho .

Engineer's wife: spare parts dhila kari nakhish.

Architect's wife: sidho re nahi to design change kari nakhis.
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��Wo door the magar faasle kam the ��

maujud the magar wo kahi gum the 

rote huye chhod Jane ko the wo betaab 

Kabhi khwabo me jiske hum aur sirf hum the
Kaise ladoo muqaddama khud se unki yadon ka

Ye dil bhi vakeel unka, Ye Jan bhi gawah unki, 
Tree Ek Ek lafz ko hajar matlab pehnaye humne 

Chain se sone nahi diya Teri Adhuri baato ne��
Palat di hai agr bisat to koi baat nahi 
Ishq me har Gaye hai to koi bat nahi 

hum to yu hi chalte rehne ke aadi the

wo chura Gaye hai nind to koi baat nahi 
Apna pata to unhone diya tha

Main khud hi kho gaya to Ye mera kasoor tha 
Dhoni- meri biwi ko bacchaa nai ho raha hai  kya karu??

Viru- boost de.

Yuvi-revital de.

Dada-sona chandi chyawanprash de.

Aasaram- ek moka muje bhi de
Soldier : "Sir, We are surrounded
by enemies on all side".
Hitler : "Excellent we can attack in
any direction!

"Attitude decide life"

G00D MorninG
friends
May your wallet  be always filled With smiling Gandhi printed notes. Happy Gandhi Jayanti
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dekho meri watch ki light kitni acchi jalti hai
5 Apple = 60 Rs.
Apple 5 = 60,000 Rs.

POSITION Matters !!!
गुस्ताखी माफ मगर मौजूदा हालात में रणबीर की जगह मनमोहन को 'बेशर्म' फिल्म का हीरो होना चाहिए था।
This 1 is killer .....
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya hai.
Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai !!