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Ladki soft honi Chahiye....

By JS_NCT.

Ladki soft honi Chahiye....

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 Kadak To Apna Group Bhi Hai
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This 1 is latest...
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Lund me stamina hona chaiye..
Khada toh nagar sevak bhi hota hai..
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Ladki ko kiss karna chaiye...
Hug toh hum  toilet mai bhi dete hai
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Condom manforce hona chaiye
mood to kutte ka bhi hota hai
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Condom hamesha safe hona chahiye...
Saste to aajkal kele bhi milte hai...
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Boobs hamesha soft hone chahiye.
Bada to football bhi hota hai...
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Swimming pool humesha saaf hona chahiye...
Gehri to chut bhi hoti hai...
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GF humesha sexy honi chahiye...
Virgin to aajkal mobile bhi hote hai...
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Sex humesha passionately karna chahiye.
Position to fielder bhi change karte hai.
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Sex to wild hona chahiye
Domestic to airport bhi h. last bt nt least

Cricketer sachin jaisa hona chahiye
Dhoni to gaand bhi h.

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